Thread: Had a bad weekend

I've just had a bad weekend.

I split up with my girlfriend Lorraine.
Then I joined Match.com and met up a girl called Claire Lee.

So actually it wasn't so bad after all as I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone.


I know. But it is only a Monday morning.

OK I'll get my coat!!!

You bad bad man !! . haven't had nearly enough coffee on a Monday morning for this lol hahaha

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Originally Posted by davethefish1

Lip up fatty

Remember seeing Buster Blood Vessels doing 'The Can Can?" in Doc Martin boots

Originally Posted by davethefish1

can you imagine the offense the lyrics would cause today

"Lorraine punched me on the nose, so I slapped her round the head"

"And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her "

Dave you cause offence by saying hello these days . . You get wrong for not knowing how to identify those that can't chose what the hell they want to be a man woman or bloody toaster !!! millennial dyslexia they read every round the wrong way !! . . Stick gold on your TV and just see how short the episodes are now they cut every thing out of them !!

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Originally Posted by davethefish1

can you imagine the offense the lyrics would cause today

"Lorraine punched me on the nose, so I slapped her round the head"

"And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her "

It was the eighties.

I believe he's still alive and in his mid 60's now. Just surprised he's alive but the Specials lead singer Terry Hall is dead. They must have been similar ages as they were both around in the late 70's and early 80's

Originally Posted by Ajm

Dave you cause offence by saying hello these days . . You get wrong for not knowing how to identify those that can't chose what the hell they want to be a man woman or bloody toaster !!! millennial dyslexia they read every round the wrong way !! . . Stick gold on your TV and just see how short the episodes are now they cut every thing out of them !!

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They showed the first episodes of Minder and The Sweeny and had to put a warning announcement on before the program started and even then they cut it to bits.

When they show the first Crocodile Dundee film they always cut the "you call that a knife" scene.

I love the old shows last of the summer wine
Porridge, til death do is part , carry ons , ect . The list is endless but so is the list of edits they have made .

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Originally Posted by Ajm

I love the old shows last of the summer wine
Porridge, til death do is part , carry ons , ect . The list is endless but so is the list of edits they have made .

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Speak of the devil !!

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