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    We took the mother in law out for a drive the other day. She was moaning when we left the house, she was moaning the entire trip and she was still moaning as I was getting her down from the roof rack when we got to our destination.

    We took her to Ireland with us one year and I sent her down the Fools Road with a sign on here back that said Protestant. She came back a few hours later looking worn out but she had £300 in her pocket. Looks like I spelt Protestant wrongly

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    We keep taking her every where but she always finds her way back

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    Quote Originally Posted by freddyboy View Post
    the best way is to give her a key to the door. now thats revers sycology haha
    I think you're using reverse anorexia there Fred Who taught you to spell LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by RS2OOO View Post
    The all year round heatwave we get dann sarf continues to deliver the goods.....

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    No EXAGERATION.
    Well if that's your wife RS no wonder your temperature was so high

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    [QUOTE=anne;290236]
    Quote Originally Posted by Ajm View Post
    and I mean snowflakes bigger than my hands , now there's exaggeration and

    '' EXAGGERATION ''


    Mind you we did have hail as big as '' Footballs '' down Souff………
    Didn't you know he had the worlds smallest hands Anne.

    It puts things into perspective as when he goes to the bog he thinks he got a very big podger

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    [QUOTE=Frimley Koi keeper;290329]
    Quote Originally Posted by anne View Post

    Didn't you know he had the worlds smallest hands Anne.

    It puts things into perspective as when he goes to the bog he thinks he got a very big podger
    Haha tiny hands and still get all 4 fingers wet

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyLittle0 View Post
    Is that the 2017 Focus Veyron?
    I don't know as it usually goes so fast Roy it is definitely an out of focus Veyron

    That's my weekend car by the way Roy AKA Mr Memory Man LOL

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    [QUOTE=Ajm;290331]
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    Haha tiny hands and still get all 4 fingers wet

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    The correct response should have been hold it with both hands and pee on 8 fingers

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    Hahah mint

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frimley Koi keeper View Post
    I think you're using reverse anorexia there Fred Who taught you to spell LOL
    I Did leave him alone he's only ickle………….

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    [QUOTE=Frimley Koi keeper;290333]
    Quote Originally Posted by Ajm View Post

    The correct response should have been hold it with both hands and pee on 8 fingers
    Its not the size of the nail, its the hammer that knocks it in
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    [QUOTE=RoyLittle0;290338]
    Quote Originally Posted by Frimley Koi keeper View Post

    Its not the size of the nail, its the hammer that knocks it in
    Carpet tack with a melhammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by anne View Post
    I Did leave him alone he's only ickle………….
    What when you were using the 2 whips?

    Was it one lash for good and 2 for bad or the other way round?

    Maybe he was miss spelling stuff on purpose

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    [QUOTE=RoyLittle0;290338]
    Quote Originally Posted by Frimley Koi keeper View Post

    Its not the size of the nail, its the hammer that knocks it in
    I've heard of the human tripod but not the human club hammer although Peter Gabriel sung about wanting to be someone's sledge hammer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anne View Post
    I Did leave him alone he's only ickle………….
    Blimey, them daz of good english haz went thats four shore

    Probably need the Cat of Nine Tails to deal with that sentence Anne

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    Jonathan when your wife says give me 6" and make it hurt do you have to do her a few times then punch her in the mouth?

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    Joking . It's me that gets punched man . I just take a big run up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajm View Post
    Joking . It's me that gets punched man . I just take a big run up

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    LOL you make it sound like she's a big woman you can't get over her so you have to give up and go round do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frimley Koi keeper View Post
    LOL you make it sound like she's a big woman you can't get over her so you have to give up and go round do you?

    I hope your not offending people again lol
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    Haha nor she's not . But big birds need loving to

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